Had a dream that I was bit by a snake. So I took...

Had a dream that I was bit by a snake. So I took each end of it’s jaw, with my thumbs in it’s mouth, and I pulled it apart.

I made my way into work oozing blue venom from my fingers (thumbs). I stumbled into my boss’ office and he yells, “what the hell are you doing here?”
I blurt out the obvious, “I was bit by a snake!”